The Plan
In the beginning was the plan
And then came the assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the plan was completely without
Substance
And darkness was on the face of the
Soldiers
And they spake amongst themselves,
Saying
‘It is a crock of crap and it stinketh’
And the soldiers went to their Squad Leaders
And sayeth
‘It is a pile of dung and none may
Abide the odor thereof’
And the Squad Leaders went to their
Platoon Leaders and sayeth unto them
‘It is a container of excrement and it
Is very strong such that none may abide
By it’
And the Platoon Leaders went to the XO
And sayeth unto him
‘It is a vessel of fertilizer and none
May abide its strength’
And the XO went to the Commander
And sayeth
‘It contains that which aids growth and
It is very strong’
And the Commander went to Battalion
And sayeth
‘It promoteth growth and it is very powerful’
And Battalion went to Brigade and sayeth
‘This powerful new plan will actively
Promote the growth and efficiency of
The Army’
And Brigade looked upon the plan
And saw it was good
And the plan became policy.
..... Author Unknown
Sometimes the truth hurts